Padrón 2000 Series Maduro Robusto Review
Verdict: Hand-Me-One (2/4)... not bad, just boring, and Padrón pricing means boring never goes on sale. This is the review where I get to say something mildly heretical: I smoked a Padrón and mostly waited for it to be over. It's competently made, the flavors are fine, and it is one-dimensional enough that by the final third... which kept going out on me... I just wanted it done. At $9 there are better cigars at the same money or a couple bucks more. Quite a few of them.
The Setup
- Cigar: Padrón 2000 Series Maduro (the Thousand Series), Robusto (5 x 50)
- Blend: Nicaraguan puro... maduro wrapper, Nicaraguan binder and filler
- Street price: right around $9... and here's the thing about Padrón: they are never on sale. Not at the big retailers, not on the bid and auction sites, nowhere. Basically retail, always... so the price you see is the price you'll pay, forever
- What I paid: right around $9 at a local B&M... about retail, which with a Padrón is the only price there is anyway. My own money, nobody sent me this
- Storage: from my humidor stock, 69% Boveda
- When/where: back porch in the shade... 83° with a feels-like of 87 and 63% humidity
- Food beforehand: pepperoni and sausage New York-style pizza a couple hours earlier, with a San Pellegrino
- Pairing: water, like usual
Before the Light... a QC Surprise
Not a very attractive cigar, which is normal for the Thousand Series... but while I was looking it over I found an actual crack in the wrapper, with the outer layer torn away in a section down near the foot. And this one came in cellophane, so I'm surprised it made it past Padrón's QC like that. I was home, so out came the cigar glue for a pre-light repair. I also ended up pulling the band before I ever lit it... not my habit, I like the smoke to warm the band glue first so it releases easier... but it came off completely clean anyway, no new tears beyond the one that was already there.
Credit where due: the glue did its job all night. The crack never opened, never leaked, never affected the draw. But that's two repairs-slash-workarounds before the first match on a cigar from the brand whose whole reputation is consistency.
First Third
Cold draw is great... very mildly sweet, with a little tingle in the sinuses if you retrohale it. On the light: a really good chocolate note, black pepper spice, and coffee. A good start... though a touch of bitterness settled onto the palate early and spent most of the night somewhere in the background, and there's a hint of nuttiness around the edges.
Halfway through the third it's settled into its lineup: chocolate, black pepper (retro only... skip the retro and there's no spice at all), tobacco sweetness, and coffee. Burn and draw are excellent, the ash is tight, the burn line just a touch wavy, and the sweetness starts lingering fully between draws. Through here, this is a perfectly enjoyable $9 cigar.
Second Third
The ash held great to the end of the first third and came off pretty clean... and the moment it did, the cigar changed personalities. Smoke production, which had been excellent, dropped. The chocolate fell to the back, the nuttiness came way forward, it turned a little drying on the palate, and leather started creeping in. This turned out to be the cigar's defining trait: it wants its ash. The more ash protecting the ember, the better it smokes... every time I ashed it, it sulked.
Midway through: a light bitterness sitting in the background full-time now, a good amount of sweetness up front, dark coffee, some earth arriving, and a leathery flavor on the finish hanging out with the sweetness. The retro is a very light black pepper with a nuttiness that appears and vanishes fast... and the nuttiness simply isn't there without the retro. Near the end of the third things actually improved: bitterness reduced, spice reduced, sweetness back forward, chocolate gone entirely, leather in the background, a hint of coffee. Pleasant... and by now I'd noticed nothing new was coming. Slight rearrangements of the same five flavors.
Final Third
First puff after ashing: a lot of chocolate, followed quickly by a large amount of bitterness, then a lingering sweetness. Then the real trouble started... it went thin and out. First touch-up and relight. Maybe a quarter inch later it hadn't quite died, but it was basically out... super thin smoke, and a second touch-up to rescue it. The flavor never changed through any of this... spice ramping back up, bitterness ramping way up, still a touch of sweetness on the finish. With about a half inch left it went out again, and I made the easy call: we're done. Total smoke time just over an hour, which is typical for me on a robusto.
I want to be fair: it never turned nasty. It just ran out of things to say two-thirds of the way in, and then stopped staying lit while it repeated itself.
Construction
- Wrapper: cracked from the factory, in cellophane... glued pre-light, and the repair held perfectly
- Draw: excellent the entire way through
- Burn: excellent for two thirds... then the final third needed a relight, a rescue touch-up a quarter inch later, and went out for good with a half inch left
- Ash: tight, held on beautifully... and the cigar noticeably smoked worse every time it left
- Smoke output: excellent early, thin late... this one needs its ash to breathe
- Band: had to come off pre-light (see above)... came off clean, no damage
Bottom Line
One-dimensional with slight shuffles... chocolate, black pepper, coffee, sweetness, and leather trading seats for an hour, a background bitterness that came and went, and a final third that couldn't stay lit. Nothing offensive, nothing memorable. And that's the problem, because the usual budget-cigar defense... "catch it on sale"... doesn't exist here. Padróns are never discounted, anywhere, so this is a permanent $9, and at a permanent $9 it's competing with cigars that do a lot more.
Would I smoke it again? Hand-Me-One. If you pass me one at a herf I'll smoke it and enjoy the conversation... which is what this cigar is built for, being ignored while you talk. But it doesn't earn a spot in my humidor, and my $9 has better places to go. The name on the band is why I bought it. The smoke is why I won't buy another.
Best for: the cigar you hand somebody mid-conversation and neither of you thinks about again. Yard work, card games, loaning out. Just keep the ash on it as long as you can.
My rating scale, one question only... would I spend my own money on this again? 4 Box Buy (box on hand, always) / 3 Five-Pack (yes, a few live in the humidor) / 2 Hand-Me-One (wouldn't buy it, wouldn't turn one down) / 1 Not Even Free (I'd rather smoke nothing).
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