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The cigar scale

Box Buy · 4/4  A box stays on hand at all times. Regular rotation.

Five-Pack · 3/4  Yes, I'd buy it again. A few live in the humidor.

Hand-Me-One · 2/4  Wouldn't spend my own money. Wouldn't turn one down.

Not Even Free · 1/4  I'd rather smoke nothing.

Latest reviews

Not Even Free · 1/4

La Aroma de Cuba Noblesse Viceroy Review

The La Aroma de Cuba Noblesse Viceroy is a Not Even Free (1/4) at about $19.50 street... a burn that never stayed even through four touch-ups, a draw...

2026-09-28

Five-Pack · 3/4

Crowned Heads Mil Días Sublime Review

The Crowned Heads Mil Días Sublime is a Five-Pack (3/4) at about $12 street... a creamy, mild-to-medium smoke that stays sweet cream from the first...

2026-09-27

Hand-Me-One · 2/4

Padrón 1926 Serie 80 Years Maduro Review

The Padrón 1926 Serie 80 Years Maduro is a Hand-Me-One (2/4) at about $37 street... a really good cigar for two thirds, then the flavor drained out of...

2026-09-26

Not Even Free · 1/4

El Rey del Mundo Oscuro Robusto Larga Review

The El Rey del Mundo Oscuro Robusto Larga is a Not Even Free (1/4) at about $6.50 street... strong black coffee and leather with no sweetness and no...

2026-09-21

Hand-Me-One · 2/4

Ashton ESG 23 Year Salute Toro Review

The Ashton ESG 23 Year Salute Toro is a Hand-Me-One (2/4) at about $30 street... a creamy, cedar, plum-sweet middle that I'd call phenomenal, wrapped...

2026-09-19

Not Even Free · 1/4

Perez-Carrillo La Historia Doña Elena Review

The Perez-Carrillo La Historia Doña Elena is a Not Even Free (1/4) at about $12.50 street... a great draw and plenty of smoke wrapped around black...

2026-09-14

Hand-Me-One · 2/4

Fuente Fuente Opus X Perfecxion X Review

The Fuente Fuente Opus X Perfecxion X is a Hand-Me-One (2/4) at about $37 to $40 street... a year of rest turned hot dirt into leather, earth, and a...

2026-09-13

Hand-Me-One · 2/4

Arturo Fuente Hemingway Short Story Review

The Arturo Fuente Hemingway Short Story is a Hand-Me-One (2/4) at about $8 street... construction and draw as good as I've had in a short cigar...

2026-09-11

Hand-Me-One · 2/4

Perez-Carrillo Pledge Prequel Review

The Perez-Carrillo Pledge Prequel is a Hand-Me-One (2/4) at about $13 street... the first third was bitter, tight on the draw and wavy on the burn with...

2026-09-09

Five-Pack · 3/4

My Father Blue Toro Review

The My Father Blue Toro is a Five-Pack (3/4) at about $12 street... a bready, creamy, nutty cigar with great construction that a lingering bitterness...

2026-09-07

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